09 August 2005

Zenobia Violet Dufifth

The thing that keeps me up all night. It's a good thing my kitten is utterly adorable, because she Insomnia personified (or catified?). During the day she hides under the furniture and dashes past whoever wants to get close to her. Then at night she comes alive. Just when I sink into my first few minutes of sleep, she leaps onto the bed and starts kneading me. With her crazy sharp claws. All night long. First I groan and tell her to stop, and try to pet her so she'll feel appreciated. Then I moan and say mommy needs to sleep, and gently push her off. Next I put a barricade of pillows around me, which she somehow surmounts. After a few hours of constantly being walked on and needled, I hear myself screaming: "gabaraawaramaaaa," which in sleep talk means "expletive!", and I hear her scamper away and mew somewhere in a corner. Then I start feeling guilty, and look at the time and realize it's time to get up for work. So I get out of bed and see her making a fun for it under the dresser. That's why I'm so sleepy. I still think she's fabulous.

4 comments:

.:.marie.:. said...

My cat Max comes and kneeds 2 times a night. First when we are just getting into bed he'll come round purring and kneeding. Then he'll come at around 4 am and kneed. Except I don't wake up when he does that. Anthony woke up the other day and saw him kneeding on my chest and I was dead asleep - ha ha.

Stevie ~ mono no aware said...

Sounds like she's finally feeling like shes home...

Stevie ~ mono no aware said...

Sounds like she's finally feeling like shes home...

k said...

is it kneading or needing?