The Talking Teacup, in the Philadelphia vicinity: actually, this one got rave reviews and if I'm in the area I'll definitely check it out. But what does the teacup say when it talks? Perhaps:
"If I sound like Chip from Beauty and the Beast,
Maybe it's time to call a priest!"
It must be delightful tea, accompanied with a singing scone and a laughing lemon tart.
A rapping Rooibos?